Gentlemen, gentlemen, please! I will not have this schism!
You are both valued members of this blog-o-family, and I cannot bear to see you carrying on like this. It's breaking your mother's heart you know. She's getting on in years, and to see her boys fighting...well...it just pains her so.
Also, for the record, you both have permission to speak for, about, and directly to, the blog.